The Minister of Education and Training in South
Africa, Blade Nzimande, has revealed his plans to
introduce witchcraft into educational curriculum
from 2018, aimed at awarding a Bachelor of
Science (BSc) degree in witchcraft
The minister made his intention known while
speaking to representatives from student unions
of institutions around the country, announcing the
move and urging future university applicants to
consider taking Witchcraft as a course of study.
“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like
how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if
we learn that skill; it will eradicate traffic jams and
everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It
also means we will not be importing fuel
anymore.”
The Minister further invited renowned witches to
make an appointment with his office so they can
have their skills tested and those outstanding
would then be hired as lecturers.
He also invited witches from across the continent
to take advantage of the new course, promising
them permanent residents’ permits.
A male wizard in South Africa
“I spoke to the Minister of Home Affairs, Malusi
Gigaba, and he agreed to issue witches from
outside South Africa with permanent residence
permits.
I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive
collection of witches. We are hoping they will
heed the call.”
Applications for the course, according to
Nzimande, will be closing on September 30,
2016, at midnight, after which an appointed panel
will conduct interviews, with an opening for 109
witches for the takeoff.
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